Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving
Cause when you never see the light it's hard to know which one of us is caving
getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow
33 minutes ago · 36,821 notes
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
33 minutes ago · 246,974 notes
"I apologize to everyone i meet in advance. Warning them that my memory is terrible."
Scottie Waves (via kushandwizdom)
More good vibes here
33 minutes ago · 1,112 notes
when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me
2 hours ago · 14,063 notes
"What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense."
Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via tasiturn)
2 hours ago · 54,404 notes
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
2 hours ago · 78,382 notes
Share a coke with
The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you
2 hours ago · 36,146 notes
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
2 hours ago · 31,296 notes
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
2 hours ago · 833,780 notes
"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."
— (via blurrymelancholy)
3 hours ago · 140,738 notes
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
3 hours ago · 364,083 notes