why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET ME SOMETHING GET ME A MIX CD OF SONGS THAT YOU LOVE CAUSE SERIOUSLY I WILL LISTEN TO THOSE SONGS AND THEY WILL REMIND ME OF YOU FROM THEN ON AND LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS A BETTER PRESENT THAN A MIX CD THAT’S RIGHT NOTHING
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg